{.i floss my teeth while driving.}

by devourslowly


Five things I do that will one day win me a Darwin Award…

  1. Not turning an appliance off at the wall when taking it apart and attempting to fix it;
  2. Not looking at where I am going;
  3. Cleaning an oven while it is still burning hot;
  4. Running my finger over a knife blade to see if it needs sharpening; and of course
  5. Flossing while driving

I am potentially too stupid to live.  Just as Nessa would say, “I feels it…”

Incidentally, does having children automatically disqualify one from running for the Darwin Award?  Not that I have children… you know… just for future reference.